I Need My Ass Kicked

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I NEED MY ASS KICKED
Written by Kendall Jackson

I need my ass kicked and I need it done right
for a long pattern of ridiculous behavior culminating on Saturday night
I'm gonna find me a big old redneck and I'm gonna start a fight
I need my ass kicked, and that'll set things right

I been stoned every single day of my life since 1984
Ask any of my friends and they will all tell you that my favorite drug is more
my brother-in-law won't talk to me says I'm a cheater and a liar
claims I asked my wife's sister if she'd be in a manage a trois

I need my ass kicked and I need it done right
for a long pattern of ridiculous behavior culminating on Saturday night
I'm gonna find me a big old redneck and I'm gonna start a fight
I need my ass kicked, and that'll set things right

I like to flip off the cops at the Walmart, just to see what they will do
my kids eat at Chuck-e-Cheese all the time on account a there's this waitress that I wanna screw
Last Saturday night they found me swimming, naked in my neighbor's pool
ten cops and them were trying to fish me out while I was screamin' "I ain't nobody's fool!"

I need my ass kicked and I need it done right

I need my ass kicked, and that'll set things right

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from THE HIGHBALLERS, released January 11, 2014
Kendall Jackson - Vocals, rhythm guitar, acoustic guitar
Victoria Patchen - Vocals
Sean Lally - Lead guitar, acoustic guitar
Drake Sorey - Drums, primal scream
Mike Barrientos - Bass

Written by Kendall Jackson

Produced and Engineered by Don Zientara

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"Songs about hard-drinking, crime, sex, heartache and the seamier side of life comprise the core of The Highballers’ music. The band’s sweet savory harmonies meld flawlessly with the twang of Fender telecasters. The Highballers’ brand of country can’t be pigeon-holed into one type of sound; their music is rough and tumble and at the same time can be evocative and haunting."

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